Friday, May 7, 2010

Spam for me and Spam for YOU!

Today I am at a loss for words, really, I'm just down right speechless.  I think I'm going through an isolationism phase in my life; it won't last long I'm sure.  Anyhow...I was doing some spring cleaning of my email inbox, and discovered so many great gems in my spam folder that I couldn't keep them for myself, I have to share.

My favorite is the email that claims "no matter WHAT I'm selling they can send visitors to my sight." Is that not just total awesomeness?  I don't even have to do anything!  Just download their software and BAM, increased hits practically instantly.  I think I might try it out.

For all my medical needs, is the email that simply states:

VICODIN####VIAGRA#####PERCOCET!!!


How can I pass that up?  I do often have a craving for some viagra, but worry that my doctor will think I'm a little strange, so I haven't said anything about it.  Maybe I should click on the link...hmmm.  I'll consider it.

Last but not least, the answer to my prayers.  Michael claims that I can "Quit Your Day Job Within 30 Days"
See, I'm already going to be quiting my job in a little OVER 30 days, so if this can speed up the process AND give me a guaranteed income, why not?  

And that my friends is my spam folder.  It's not much, but just KNOWING that I can get rich quick AND have access to all my favorite drugs...well, what's NOT to like?

6 Awesome Comments:

Jenglamgirl said...

ha ha... gotta love spam! have a great Mothers DAY! jENN

marymac said...

Yum! Spam! lol

Thank you for your kind Mother's Day wish and I hope yours is lovely as well! Let's enjoy our ONE DAY ( I mean, we obviously deserve a whole month...) ;)
xo

Tracie said...

I get those Vicodin and Viagra e-mails All. The. Time. I was starting to take it personally. :)

Hope you are having a great Mother's Day!!!

Julie from Momspective said...

I've started reading the website spam I get. There are some funny comments but since I know they're just spamming me I have to delete them.

Jessica said...

I like your attitude. Drugs, unemployed, spam ... it's like being homeless in Hawaii.

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