My favorite is the email that claims "no matter WHAT I'm selling they can send visitors to my sight." Is that not just total awesomeness? I don't even have to do anything! Just download their software and BAM, increased hits practically instantly. I think I might try it out.
For all my medical needs, is the email that simply states:
VICODIN###
How can I pass that up? I do often have a craving for some viagra, but worry that my doctor will think I'm a little strange, so I haven't said anything about it. Maybe I should click on the link...hmmm. I'll consider it.
Last but not least, the answer to my prayers. Michael claims that I can "Quit Your Day Job Within 30 Days"
See, I'm already going to be quiting my job in a little OVER 30 days, so if this can speed up the process AND give me a guaranteed income, why not?
And that my friends is my spam folder. It's not much, but just KNOWING that I can get rich quick AND have access to all my favorite drugs...well, what's NOT to like?
5 Awesome Comments:
ha ha... gotta love spam! have a great Mothers DAY! jENN
Yum! Spam! lol
Thank you for your kind Mother's Day wish and I hope yours is lovely as well! Let's enjoy our ONE DAY ( I mean, we obviously deserve a whole month...) ;)
xo
I get those Vicodin and Viagra e-mails All. The. Time. I was starting to take it personally. :)
Hope you are having a great Mother's Day!!!
I've started reading the website spam I get. There are some funny comments but since I know they're just spamming me I have to delete them.
I like your attitude. Drugs, unemployed, spam ... it's like being homeless in Hawaii.
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