Friday, December 11, 2009

Dear So and So...It's Finally Friday!

Dear Strawberry Candy Cane,

WTF! Seriously. You disguise yourself as a peppermint NORMAL flavored candy cane, yet you are nauseatingly sweet and quite disgusting. I do not like being fooled when it comes to candy.

Wishing I had my toothbrush,


Dear Wal-Mart "Customer Service" Department,

Yes that was my toddler throwing the temper tantrum while six of you stood around doing nothing and one employee worked. I'm sure the 20 people in line behind me enjoyed the musical stylings Tysen had to offer. I on the other hand would have preferred to get my $2.00 refund in a more timely manner.

Lying to myself when I say I won't shop there again,


Dear BFF,

Happy Birthday! You drive me insane a lot of the time, but I know you do it with love. I hope today is special and you remember mine is the best present.



Dear Summer,

I miss you, please come back. I'm sure it's nice in all those southern hemisphere countries, but I'm cold. I don't look good in a hat and gloves.

Freezing without you,



6 Awesome Comments:

Aunt Becky said...

I miss summer so much right about now.


blue_05shopping said...

You are so freaking funny Steph, I love it!

Justin said...

Dear Wifey,

I love you, and though I don't tell you often or publicly enough you rock and Tysen and I are lucky to have you in our lives....

I think I might have missed the point of this but still needed to be said anyway.


Steph said...

Awwww. Thank you :)

kys said...

Those strawberry candy canes piss me off, too!

Steph said...

Why do they even make strawberry candy canes? What is wrong with people?

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